Professional musician wanted!
This is your chance to shine
Hola, amigo! Have you heard that the famous “Las Cucarachas” band is actively conducting auditions to find a new bandmate? Here are the requirements: well-preserved teeth, no calcium deficit, strong sense of rhythm, personal maraca and experience in flamenco will be considered an advantage. If you fit, make sure to apply for this fabulous opening, as you will not only be able to go on the UnderWorld “Bad to the Bone” Tour and drink pina coladas whenever you want, but also enjoy some exclusive benefits, like this nice deposit deal:
